Appendix: Library Messages (English Only) - Buffalo Y951 Bedienungsanleitung

Appendix: Library Messages (English Only)

Phrases/Humour
0 0. Say it with +Messenger+
1. Become a doctor and support a lawyer
0
0 2. Everybody is entitled to my opinion
0 3. Forget about world peace.. Visualize using your turn
signal
0 4. Honk if you love peace and quiet
0 5. I brake for no apparent reason
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6. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
0 7. If the universe is expanding.. Why can' t I find a parking
space?
0 8. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you
0 9. l'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps
10. Insanity is hereditary.. you get it from your kids
11. Lottery.. A tax on people who are bad at math
12. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
13. My other car is a Porsche
14. My wife complains I never listen.. Or something like that
15. Non-conformists are all alike
16. Out of my mind.. Back in ten minutes
17. Please tailgate, I need the money
18. Pride is what we have.. Vanity is what others have
19. Seen it.. Done it.. Can't remember most of it
20. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them
21. The difference between genius and stupidity.. Genius has
it's limits
22. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
23. Trust in God He will protect
24. Under labour, man exploited man. Under liberal, it's just
the opposite
25. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane
26. When God created man she was only joking
27. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
28. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition
29. You can't be late until you show up
Car
30. Baby on board
31. Back off
32. Child on board
33. Children crossing
34. Detour ahead
35. Dim your lights
36. Follow me
37. Go round
38. Help me
39. Keep left
40. Keep right
41. Look out.. bike ahead
42. Move over
43. On tow
44. Pedestrian crossing ahead
45. Reversing
46. Roadworks ahead.. slow down
47. School zone.. slow down
48. Slow down
49. Turning left
56
50. Turning right
51. Your door is open
52. Your lights are on
53. Your lights aren't working
54. Zebra x'ing ahead
Retail
55. Back in 10 minutes
56. Don't ask for credit.. he doesn't work here anymore
57. Gone to lunch.. back soon
58. Holiday opening hours
59. NO cheques accepted
60. No drugs kept on premises
61. No money kept on premises
62. Position vacant.. Apply within
63. Sorry we are closed..
64. Today's specials.
65. Trading hours
66. We close at
67. We open at
68. We will be closed
69. We will be closed for the holidays
70. Yes.. we are open
71. 8.30 am
72. 9.00 am
73. 4.30 pm
74. 5.00 pm
75. 5.30 pm
76. 6.00 pm
Office
77. Closed for....
78. Deliveries to rear door
79. No door- to- door salespersons
80. No entry
81. No hawkers
82. No smoking
83. Please wait
84. Use other door
85. We have moved
86. Welcome
Word
87. Caution
88. Call *
89. Contractor
90. Danger
91. Fax
92. Minutes
93. Mobile
94. Now
95. Phone
96. Please
97. Stop
98. You